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Transcript of Bowling for Columbine Bank Employee

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Transcript of Bowling For Columbine:

MOORE NARRATION: I had spotted an ad in the local Michigan paper that said if you opened an account at North Country Bank, the bank would give you a gun.

TELLER 2: You do a CD and we'll hand you a gun. We have a whole brochure here that you can look at.

MOORE: Mmm-hmm. All right.

TELLER 2: Once we do the background check and everything.

MOORE: Right, right.

TELLER 2: It's yours to go.

MOORE: Ok. Um, all right. Well that, um, that's the account I'd like to open.

TELLER 2: We have a vault which at all times we keep at least five hundred fire arms.

MOORE: Five hundred of these you have in your vault?

TELLER 2: In our vault.

MOORE: Wow.

TELLER 2: We have to do a background check.

MOORE: At the bank here or - ?

TELLER 2: At the bank. Which we are a licensed fire arm dealer.